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Friday, January 19, 2007

Why exactly do tampons always lose their packaging in your purse?

Fine, I'm stopping now. This post is just further proof that the authorities should come lock my crazy ass up.

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:


(quickly hitting the "back" button on my browser)

1:46 PM, January 19, 2007 

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:

They probably just get hot and treat the packaging like humans would a jacket.

3:12 PM, January 19, 2007 

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:

Fook mi! This post has me laughing.

Same sort of subject, different product though. I had this compact with liquid to powder foundation in my purse. I rarely used it, but it was there, just in case I needed to dash out quickly and touch up the face before going somewhere. Imagine my surprise the one and only time I needed it, when I pulled it out to find it covered with black flecks. WTF? Black purse with black lining + this type of foundation = money not well spent.

I did use it, just that once after scraping off the top layer with a tissue. Then I tossed it. LOL!

5:25 PM, January 19, 2007 

Anonymous TSM-terrifically superiorily mediocre had this to say:

Methinks the tampons have other reasons:

1. It gets hot in your purse, and they must shed their clothing to cool off (probably because of your cell phone)

2. The other tampons double dog dared them to.

Third reason deleted because of disgusting content. Even for me.

Great to meet you and I plan to read/link your blog often!


5:41 PM, January 19, 2007 

Anonymous Kimmy had this to say:

They just want to torment you!

7:08 PM, January 19, 2007 

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:

Whats a tampon?

7:45 PM, January 19, 2007 

Blogger Carrie had this to say:

They are just waiting for you to pull your wallet out and out comes the flying tampon to hit the pimple face kid checking your groceries. They double dog dare each other. I actually heard them say it.

9:29 PM, January 19, 2007 

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:

Oh my God, that is so funny, and classic "Kara Mia"! One of the teachers I work with said the other day, "Why have they come up with a quiet way to open a tampon, and yet they still have that damn noisy rip off a pad?" Another one of life's greatest questions.

Ps. When did you add me to your blog roll? Yay! Thank you!

12:21 PM, January 20, 2007 

Blogger some girl had this to say:

LOL, this is too funny because about 10 minutes ago, whole walking up the stairs, I noticed a tiny scrap of a Playtex wrapper. I quickly scooped it up thinking, "How the hell did THAT get there?"

I'm tellin' ya, that packaging has a mind of its own. Unfortunately.

11:08 PM, January 20, 2007 

Blogger Michael had this to say:

Happily, this is an issue I don't have to deal with. ;-)

Hmmm, last post involved NERF darts, now we have tampons. This could be some sort of bizarre trend...

11:12 AM, January 21, 2007 

Blogger Carmi had this to say:

"They are planning a secret tampon invasion to take over vaginas all over the world?"

I think Prince Charles would likely be interested by this one. He's always been a bit of a perv, in m book. Cradle-robber for his first wife. Tampon-luster for his second. Ick!

8:08 PM, January 21, 2007 

Anonymous Gypsy had this to say:

I have never had this problem. Is it a global conspiracy? Am I off the suspect list? Have I been cleared of suspicion? That's a little insulting. I can be suspicious and maybe I'm hiding something.

7:09 AM, January 22, 2007 

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:

They are planning a secret tampon invasion to take over vaginas all over the world?

Damn! And I thought that I was the only one secretly trying to do this!

7:23 AM, January 22, 2007 

Anonymous cece had this to say:

The only way to stop them from this bad behavior is to contain them, the way I do. At Bed, Bath and Beyond I bought those bitches their own apartment. Its a cozy, little black apartment they can call their own. There is room for up 4 friends, 6 if they're all thin. I zip them in their new place and they only come out when *I* say they can. Wait. It sounds like they're in tampon jail, huh? Oh well, better them be in tampon jail than me be embarassed by them falling out of my purse while I'm trying to dig for change to pay for my smokes!

9:55 AM, January 22, 2007 

Anonymous InterstellarLass had this to say:

I dunno, but I've wondered the same things myself. And those 'discreet' tampons? Whatever. Everyone knows what they look like, large or small, and there is no 'holder' that you can carry around that doesn't scream 'TAMPON HOLDER'. Why they try to sell that line of BS I'll never know.

2:25 PM, January 22, 2007 

Blogger Keshi had this to say:

LOL good one Karamia!

I guess they r looking for some cosy comfort ;-)


6:36 PM, January 22, 2007 

Anonymous Anonymous had this to say:

It's a conspiracy!

10:22 AM, January 23, 2007 

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