I like your blog. You really go in a number of different directions. You commented on a critique of my blog on "useless men".
Eh, useless men are a dime a dozen. But weird keyword searches? Priceless.
Michelle Lawyer is quite cute, yes. ;)
Holy shit! You had me in tears on this one. That is some funny stuff. And here I thought that you had your counter on to see if I was coming to visit instead of lying about not being able to comment on your blog.
As for mine, I get all kinds of Drawing stuff. How to draw a kitty, My son draws in circles, How to draw frogs, How to draw Christmas...etc...etc.
okay, so we were on the same mental wavelength right here. i've put together a list of keywords people have used and pulled up my blog. you know we got some really nasty, skanky folk out there in the world. i'm gonna do my post in the new year when i get some more for the list.
in the meanwhile, you're about to get bombarded with a bunch of people using the keywoards "child crotch"...ewww
I've had some weird ones, but yours are weirder.
But that puppy one reminds me of something from my chat days. Maybe I'll blog about it someday and get weird hits like you.
Then again, today's post on my nudist cousin is probably going to drum up some questionable searchers. LOL!
Those are too funny!
Hmmm, I need to find a better stats tool... I'm missing out on the keyword goodness!
Kept Falling Out Bra
I think that was my search.
No glue! Glue is bad! Let them fall out. They need their freedom!
Trying to contain my laughter. Am at work, can't laugh too loudly. They'll know I'm weird.
Most of the time for my Thirteen Thursday I blog hop but not always.
I start this time at Autumn Meadow who lives in Virginia.
I find Autumn blog non routine. You never know what Autumn will blog about and thats one of the main reason I have her as a coffee pal.
Take a minute and go over to my blog read #1 who is Autumn Meadow and your also on my Thirteen Thursday and check out few other blogs.
Stop on over and take a gander and I bet you’ll fine something that fancy you.
Okay, I just about peed myself over your first sentance!! statcounter ho!!! LOVE IT!!!
Loved this post!!!! :) xoxoxo
Okay, Karamia...that peppylady commentor posted the same thing on my blog. Too weird for words. I don't know if they are foreign and ESL but I went to their profile and backed away quickly.
Laughing and giggling over your search word list and your comments. That would be the only reason I have for putting a stat counter on my site. I just think they make you paranoid. I can think of two or three bloggers who are just frickin' weird, or rather get weirded out because they check their stat counters and worry about someone's IP address that they don't know. WHATEVER.
I hope you aren't that obessive about it. It's not healthy. If you blog...it's public and it's free. If you don't want it public then there are places to make your blog by invitation only.
Now...all that was really for those weird wacko bloggers and I'm too chicken shit to say it to their face. Well, that's not true. I have said it, only slightly less caustic.
Here's hoping you have a fab Thursday and I'll stop now before I embarrass myself or thoroughly piss you off.
I have been laughin so my tears wet down my keyboard...*LOL*..: I am so glad that Peppylady let me know the way to your blog. you are an incredible writer.
** giggles **
Glad to know I'm not the only one taking tabs on stats !! But I must admit, you get some weird visitors...
The latest keyword for my site ?
"Sore legs on bed rest with lubricant" and " I am a shower person "... from the same visitor !!
You just gaved me a post idea though !!
Gymnasts have more than one crotch? No wonder they're so popular.
Boy...Life IS a lot like fake puppies.
The keyword searches you got hits for aren't all that bad. Go into hiding if you get keyword hits like: "girl on girl toe insertion (legal)" "emu taking a dump" or "fat dancing naked scoutmasters". Uhhh....first time leaving a message. Found you through random blog search and liked your sense of humour. I am not looking for Jerry Springer items. Honestly.
km, a full fifth of the traffic on my bog is from people searching for info on, or pictures of piercings. i did a post in 04 about it. i still get hits.
how did you get Corina Corral?
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