Tossing them over to Kendell I ask, "Honey, can you wipe these off for Mommy?"
"Sure Mom" he says as he takes his shirt and uses the hem to rub on the lenses. "Here yah go."
I take the glasses and manage to avoid poking out my eye as I wrangle them onto my face. I promptly pull them off again after I start swerving like a drunk on a three day binge. "Not quite there bud. Yah gotta use some spit, it's got something on the lens."
"Spit?" he asks
"Yup, won't come off just with rubbing" I reply distractedly.
I glance over to check out his progress and to my horror I see him hawk a loogie onto the sunglasses.
"Kendell!!! What are you doing??"
"What?" he said looking at me in bewilderment, "You said use spit, so I used spit."
Grimacing in disgust I say, "I know I said spit, I however didn't mean for you to SPIT!"
"Well, next time you need to be more precise."
pause
"Duly noted."
Shudder
Score: Kendell 10
Mom 5
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had this to say:
That kid is hilarious.
- 10:26 AM, November 20, 2006
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had this to say:
No disrespect intended but that '5' seems a little high to me.
- 11:31 AM, November 20, 2006
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Kara had this to say:
LOL@radio..I agree....I was giving me the benefit of the doubt..LOL
- 11:33 AM, November 20, 2006
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*~*Cece*~* had this to say:
OMG I would've died if I saw that! LOL
- 11:33 AM, November 20, 2006
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Carrie had this to say:
I'm with Kendall, you just gotta spell it out for us. I would have probably done the same thing.
Cute story. Maybe someday I will have some cute ones other than about my cats.- 12:09 PM, November 20, 2006
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had this to say:
I'm up two boys on you, therefore I have learned this lesson already. But it doesn't stop me from giggling and cringing at your education.
- 12:12 PM, November 20, 2006
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had this to say:
"next time be more precise"
Oh, that's classic.- 5:40 PM, November 20, 2006
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had this to say:
Ewwwww! Gross! Zed's doing that lately too. Why do boys do that!?!?
- 7:11 PM, November 20, 2006
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had this to say:
Absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud! Kendall is clever!!
- 8:35 PM, November 20, 2006
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Keshi had this to say:
LOL cute!
Keshi.- 3:05 AM, November 21, 2006
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TamWill had this to say:
hehehe you asked for it and he delivered the goods (Egads!) ;)
- 1:43 AM, November 22, 2006
