Holy Shit! That was funny. Someone else's dog ate their kids homework just recently.
Stupid cat chewed on my new kandinsky painting. Animals!
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I don't know about this. Even with your embellishments on your son's behalf, it's still a tired old excuse. You're just putting a very artistic twist on it with the iron marks and nasty smells. When you get right down to it, my dog ate my homework just doesn't cut it. LOL Nice try tho.
Utenzie, I swear on my favorite collection of Donnie Osmond Cd's that this is the truth..lol..no really!
Excellent post; I loved it.
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I love that the dog ate your kid's homework - and, looking at your profile that Practical Magic is one of your favourite movies. It's a PMS classic for me!!
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Hee! I hope you really sent that along. :)
Ha!! Oh no!!
I noticed you live in Tacoma--very cool :) I'm getting ready to relocate to somewhere pretty near there in March. I'm pretty excited, I LOVE it up there!
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That is hysterical! The poor teacher!
Um, yeah right..your dog ate your homework.
Woah...he REALLY did! EXCUSED! :)
Hehe Sometimes it happens! Had a cat in high school that pissed on two of my school books. My punishment... couldn't exchange the book and there was about 2 months of school left. Yeah, I lost the book.
Wow. Just... wow.
"The smell of vomit" is a particularly nice touch.
Funny! Buy him the T-shirt.
That is too funny! Our dog at the Drama Queen's homework about a week or so ago. Glad I'm not the only one who's gone though this. LMAO
I agree; great touch with the 'smell of vomit'.
lol@'smell of vomit'. i actually had a whiff of that as i read it. *shivers*
i had no idea dogs really ate homework. i wonder if dogs eat bosses...
I never really believed dogs ate homework until it happened to us!
Smell of vomit...ha ha ha! I'd love to give Zed's English teacher homework that smells like dog vomit. She's an idiot.
It's true then!! Dogs really do eat homework!! Can I use that for why I don't have my self-review turned into work? LOL Great letter! :)
Ok now that right there is funny!
OH MY LORD! Funniest letter ever and now as I finish reading this the post about Kendall sending the note to the teacher pretending to be you makes so much more sense.
I'm a recovering single mother trying desperately to see humor in my day to day toil while simultaneously avoiding reality as much as humanly possible.