Computer is dead.
Dead. Dead. Dead.
I believe it committed suicide. Too much porn surfing?
I dunno and I'm not telling.
Two hours later I've showered, fed and watered small child and furry
child with big mouth, watched several episodes on
E entertainment news, and finally dragged my weekend butt out the door.
It's off to the library to kill THEIR computer. One hour of waiting
for every freaking adolescent in Pierce County to get OFF a computer and I finally get on and get my fix....ahhh, it's gooood!
On my way to blockbuster to further enhance my video viewing Knowledge and I notice my phone. My phone however is to busy to notice me.
Busy doing what you might ask? Well, evidently it is the tool of the
devil and is busily spewing and hissing it's satanic language at me.
It's hot to touch..there fore I know for sure..yup, tool of the devil.
I do my rounds at blockbuster, knock back some Raisenettes with
the boys and I'm on my way home again to try and exorcise my phone.
I call T-mobile who hems and haws but finally agrees the child of Satan is indeed speaking to me from my cell phone and we should exchange the phone post haste.
I drive to the tmobile store to get a loaner phone that is not after my
immortal soul and head back home. On the way home, the car stalls
at a light and spits and sputters back to my house.
Call computer geek store and promise glimpses of cleavage if they will resurrect dead computer. They tell me my cleavage is not enough to buy me over night service..however it should be done by Friday...DEAL!
I have decided I am the bane on all things electronic and shall
move to a small island in the Caribbean with my small man child, furry brat boy, and a battalion of scantily clad man candy.
So forgive my lack of attention to your blogs, I'm currently being
held captive by Hernando, Rafael, Miguel, and other swartherly
...do not attempt rescue!
Rescue you? I wouldn't dream of it.
Join you? In a SECOND.
Wait, does this island have broadband and digital cable? Are there island girls with coconut bras and grass skirts? Just curious... ;-)
You deserve it girl. Hope the boys get their fill. ;)
At least you still have your fantasies.
You crack me up. ;-)
Tell Rafael i'll see him in less than five weeks and tell him that I will never forget him.
Yay for Friday!
I promise I won't try to rescue you as long as you give me directions so I can join you.
Being of Hispanic desent, I am glad to see you are keeping good company...God, I only wish I had some of those hot Latin names!
Pffff ! Sun AND eye candy ?
Life is definitely not fair... It is freaking -40 degrees here !!
Have fun and enjoy ; you deserve it : )
Hey, do you have beer & cigarettes there? If so keep your eyes peeled, I'm on my way!
So... did they fix it?!
Can I please have directions to this island?
BTW, love your writing style.
I'm a recovering single mother trying desperately to see humor in my day to day toil while simultaneously avoiding reality as much as humanly possible.