Thomas Edison is Rolling Over in his Grave.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
"Hey Honey, How was school?"
"um, okay. Hey, do me a favor and put your glow in the dark football under the light."
"Because it's going to get dark at practice and your team can use it then, but it needs to be charged cause it's been in my trunk."
...an hour later...
"Hi bubba, ready for practice? I'm on my way. Did you put the football under the light?"
"Yeah, I put it on the light."
"You put the football ON the light??"
"Yeah Mom, I did it."
"Wait, you put it on the table under the lamp right?"
"Get it off the light!!!!"
....phone gets dropped, sound of scrambling....
"Okay Mom, what's wrong?"..."Hey! Wait! Why is there a burn mark on my football?"
| posted by Kara at 11/07/2007 03:24:00 PM
The Many Skills of my Dentist...and other things that go bump in the night
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Have you ever just imagined the random people in your life having sex?
No, not together all at once...one at a time...perv!
Anyways, getting back to my personal bad habit:
For example, today I went to the dentist. I like my dentist. He's a young Asian guy that looks like the price sticker is still bright and gleamy
on his dentist degree.
Now, he's not my normal type, so don't mistake this as a lustful fantasy. He's pleasant looking, funny, and very good at his job. However this does not make him exempt from my imagination...and while he's bending over my cavity riddled tooth...I suddenly flash to the fact that my mouth is just wide open..which leads to me thinking he must have a oral fixations...which leads to me imagining how he would alleviate said oral fixation...Arghhhh
! Because now I have a mind full of images of young dentist dude having his piccolo played.
...This is not a image you want to digest when having your teeth worked on. I try to banish the image as he makes jokes that I can only grunt back replies, which leads to think he must like grunting...which then leads me into a different
flash that would earn me a xxx rating if I describe here.
But it's not the first time I've done this. I've flashed images of the mail man who likes his little car a wee bit to much..lady at the grocery store that always is stocking the dairy section...., co-workers (sure hope they aren't reading this...) who's cell phones seem to be another limb...you get the idea.
It's a random flash and just happens because I've got way to much imagination and evidently no sex life.
Sad I know. But hey, you're not the one who has to try and banish Dentist Dan and his amazing instrument when trying to go to sleep, are you...
| posted by Kara at 11/06/2007 04:26:00 PM