The Many Skills of my Dentist...and other things that go bump in the night
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Have you ever just imagined the random people in your life having sex?No, not together all at once...one at a time...perv!
Anyways, getting back to my personal bad habit:
For example, today I went to the dentist. I like my dentist. He's a young Asian guy that looks like the price sticker is still bright and gleamy on his dentist degree.
Now, he's not my normal type, so don't mistake this as a lustful fantasy. He's pleasant looking, funny, and very good at his job. However this does not make him exempt from my imagination...and while he's bending over my cavity riddled tooth...I suddenly flash to the fact that my mouth is just wide open..which leads to me thinking he must have a oral fixations...which leads to me imagining how he would alleviate said oral fixation...
Arghhhh! Because now I have a mind full of images of young dentist dude having his piccolo played.
...This is not a image you want to digest when having your teeth worked on. I try to banish the image as he makes jokes that I can only grunt back replies, which leads to think he must like grunting...which then leads me into a different flash that would earn me a xxx rating if I describe here.
But it's not the first time I've done this. I've flashed images of the mail man who likes his little car a wee bit to much..lady at the grocery store that always is stocking the dairy section...., co-workers (sure hope they aren't reading this...) who's cell phones seem to be another limb...you get the idea.
It's a random flash and just happens because I've got way to much imagination and evidently no sex life.
Sad I know. But hey, you're not the one who has to try and banish Dentist Dan and his amazing instrument when trying to go to sleep, are you...
link | posted by Kara at 11/06/2007 04:26:00 PM
6 Comments:
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had this to say:
OMG....is that a coworker I know???? ewww never mind don't tell me!
- 7:03 PM, November 06, 2007
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Gypsy had this to say:
I can't help it. I think of almost everyone sexually. It's bad.
- 8:26 AM, November 07, 2007
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Deech had this to say:
I have been known to mentally undress women in .39 seconds flat! I can relate to your post from the other side of the fence...
Does he have a dental assistant per chance?
Flyinfox_SATX- 8:31 AM, November 07, 2007
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Callie had this to say:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has this problem.
Maybe we can make up a support group?
LOL.
Just think, though, maybe your dentist thinks about you, too.- 9:06 AM, November 07, 2007
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Carrie had this to say:
snicker
You don't imagine me having sex do you? lol- 2:15 PM, November 07, 2007
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The Creeper had this to say:
Lack of sex will do that.
You don't have to imagine me in that way because I'm not getting much more than you. LMAO!- 8:25 AM, November 08, 2007
