Really, I have a good excuse I swear!
See, um,....I was called into duty about two weeks ago as a lion tamer apprentice. You see....their other apprentice met an unhappy end while feeding Simba(the lion) by hand. Now you and I both know that feeding a lion by hand is simply not a good idea, unless of course you're into appendage mutilation..in which you're pretty much a freak. So, knowing my experience with wild animals (aka - Kendell) they called me in to pinch hit (so to speak) and ride bareback at the big top lion tamer performances (big top...meaning tent...not my top...which I should know is NOT big). Which of course I handled with my usual finesse, only to be tripped by the bitchy trapeze harlot that had a secret crush on Julio, the main lion tamer, which sent me flying off Simba in a tangle of spangles and leather.....
What?
Ok..FINE....I met a man.
There...satisfied?
New post coming soon....I swear on Julio's tight little spandex pants.
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Carrie had this to say:
LOL. Are you on coffee again today?
And from the movie Grease, "tell me more, tell me more, tell me more".- 1:23 PM, February 28, 2007
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had this to say:
Good excuse.
Did he get "friendly, holding your hand?"
*giggle*- 3:41 PM, February 28, 2007
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Kara had this to say:
Summer Lovin...happened so fast!
- 4:52 PM, February 28, 2007
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Deech had this to say:
Kara,
You had me sold on the Lion Taming thing.
Flyinfox_SATX- 7:56 PM, February 28, 2007
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Gypsy had this to say:
Woohoo!!! Can't wait to hear more. :)
- 8:18 AM, March 01, 2007
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Troubles Braids had this to say:
Congrats! Nothing like those first days of infatuation. Hope he's a keeper.
- 8:44 AM, March 01, 2007
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*~*Cece*~* had this to say:
Sweet! Can't wait to hear all about it!
- 8:59 AM, March 01, 2007
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Mike had this to say:
I have been wondering where the hell ya have been!
- 4:48 PM, March 01, 2007
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had this to say:
Was it the spanish-speaking guy from the other day? I TOLD you not to discount him!!
- 5:00 PM, March 01, 2007
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had this to say:
Lion taming and man taming can be quite taxing, I imagine.
Glad you're back.- 2:36 AM, March 02, 2007
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Kal had this to say:
Why do I feel so jealous??
Good for you!- 6:49 AM, March 02, 2007
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ƒåυνέ had this to say:
It's been two days. Get your ass back in here and give us details!
:) (i'm so excited!)- 8:16 AM, March 02, 2007
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had this to say:
Oh.My.Gawd! I'm so so so so so so so friggen happy and excited to hear this! Is he the hottie latte boy!?!? Come on! This is just a tease. Details! Details!
- 11:11 PM, March 02, 2007
