Talkative male grocery clerk: How are you today miss?
Me: Hot, sick, and on the rag...you?
He didn't talk much after that... Go figure.
My momma always said, never ask a question that you don't want to know the answer to...
Hmmm thanks for that advice. I shall use that to my boss.
I would have love to have seen the look on his face!
Perversely, some men I know would find that an intriguing response.
I'll give this guy points for trying. And you have my eternal admiration for coming up with THE perfect response at THE perfect time. Love it.
Hah! I love that you said that. But I hope you're feeling better.
I love that answer. well, not in that pervy way. It reminds of when I answer the same question with "Windy."
Gets people to think twice about following that up with another question.
I love your attitude! Bold lady, haha!
Careful, some guys might like that and you'll be the one that gets the shocking response!
i wish there was a smiley to adequately convey my amusement from this entry. that was friggin HILARIOUS.
I just say "cramps". That explains everything...if they don't know what kind, I just twist their scrotum counter clockwise until they are enlightened.
I'm a recovering single mother trying desperately to see humor in my day to day toil while simultaneously avoiding reality as much as humanly possible.