Punishment
Friday, July 07, 2006

I'm not 21 anymore. Surprise!

So please explain why I keep insisting that I can dance till 2:30 in the morning and still get up for work at 6:30?

Today my feet beg for mercy with every step, my knees crack and pop, I have a hangover which includes intermittent visits to the bathroom, and my eyes are so bloodshot that everyone seems to be wearing pink.

I would say I'm going through midlife crisis but damn it, I'm not at mid-life yet!

Let's not forget that when I've had a few liquid refreshments, I can't seem to say no to men who want my number. As a result I may get a few calls from varied gentlemen, including a man going through a divorce, and a stutterer, who, by the way, called me at 3am to make sure I didn't give him a fake number.

Lord help me,
looks like it's time to change my cell phone number AGAIN.






12 Comments:
Blogger Theo had this to say:

as always, you have to pay to play!

Here from Michele's.

Food, rest and descretion??

11:29 AM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Prego had this to say:

w-w-w-w-ay t-t-t-t-t-o k-k-k-k-k-k-keep things c-c-c-c-onfidential. See if-f-f-f I ever c-c-call you again.

the stutterer.

11:30 AM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Theo had this to say:

ditto.

from Michele's...legit this time.

11:49 AM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Gypsy had this to say:

You go on with your bad self. I danced the night away at a wedding several weeks ago and I'm still not right from it.

11:52 AM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger mar had this to say:

Hope it was a lot of fun...!
here via Michele's

12:08 PM, July 07, 2006 

Anonymous Cyndy had this to say:

Oh the "good" old days.
Give them your friend's phone number!

Here via Michele meet and greet

12:12 PM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Miss Cow is a Cow had this to say:

Hello Michele sent me.

AHhhh yes, the "oh damn I have a hangover, can I call in DEAD???" days...

I stopped drinking. Got me into too much trouble when I drank.

But yes, I have had a few of those days.

12:40 PM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Motherdear had this to say:

Haven't we all? Trust me, kids...those days will keep you smiling when you're REALLY too old to do those things any more.

Okay. 6 PM. Time for bed....

2:46 PM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger srp had this to say:

Here from Michele.

There does come a point when you have to decide that it is always better to remember the men from the night before than to receive all those unwanted phone calls that make you want to run screaming from the room. Besides, it can ba a lot more fun to stay sober and laugh at all the people you know who forget themselves after the liquid refreshment and dance on the table.

3:47 PM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Carmi had this to say:

I think it's perfectly OK to party, and it's perfectly OK to do it at any age: even if it gives us sore feet in the morning.

I'm not much of a party animal anymore, as it directly conflicts with my need to be awake and sober so that I can write. In some ways, it sucks. In other ways, I was never all that funny when I drank anyway.

So it's just as well that I stick to iced tea and tuck in early so that I can get up at 4 a.m. I know...insane. I need a life. Until then, I'll happily observe yours.

Thanks for the smile. I needed it today!

5:17 AM, July 08, 2006 

Blogger ƒåυνέ had this to say:

::snort::

Ok, so the next time I do this myself I won't feel so bad about it.

6:57 PM, July 08, 2006 

Blogger Red Hot Sexy Papa had this to say:

i hope your fav actor calls you instead.

5:49 AM, July 09, 2006 

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