Elevator Etiquette
Thursday, July 06, 2006

What's that you ask? Well, take a seat my little one's and let me give you a lesson in Elevator Etiquette.

I work in a building on the seventh floor. That means I get to rid in an elevator that's been around since the conception of fire, twice a day.

At first pale this might not seem like an issue that should require lessons, but let me tell you my little friends...it does, oh yes it does.

*Note, these are actual occurrences and should be avoided like a six hundred pound human in a mosh pit.

The Basics:

Advance Course:


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7 Comments:
Blogger Gypsy had this to say:

Fantastic list! My biggest peeve with elevators is people who don't wait for occupants to exit before entering. Drives me batty.

11:13 AM, July 06, 2006 

Blogger Tickneen had this to say:

You are too funny! Elevators are a trip man. I always think of 9/11 when I am in one. What a death trap! Do people really have sex on elevators? How is that possible?

12:01 PM, July 06, 2006 

Blogger Red Hot Sexy Papa had this to say:

i take stairs cos the thoughts of being trapped in a lift alone sucks big time.

11:16 PM, July 06, 2006 

Blogger InterstellarLass had this to say:

Amen. I haven't taken an elevator in a while, so it didn't make my rant list. But these are excellent tips!

7:50 AM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Yo Tambien Te Mando Besos had this to say:

Why are you not writing comedy? Or are you?
Things on this list have happened to you?

11:33 AM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger KaraMia had this to say:

YO! You're killen me here girly! Yes, they have happened, and yes...i was TRYING to be funny...lol

There goes my ego...lol

12:30 PM, July 07, 2006 

Blogger Motherdear had this to say:

Doncha hate it when that happens, Kara???

2:47 PM, July 07, 2006 

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