Really, what the hell is wrong with you?!! I've been waiting for your delivery now for 33 years...tick tock tick tock, time is awastin my friend.
I understand back log but really, this is ridiculous.
Have you heard of Federal Express??? Overnight delivery...check into it.
I can understand you sending in pinch hitters to tide me over, but couldn't you send any with a job? Or that didn't live with their mother? If I have to deal with one more man with a foot fetish, you and I might just have to go a round, and I'm not talking about drinks either Romeo.
I don't think you understand the time sensitivity of my delivery. I was expecting it about ten years ago and the tracking system keeps reporting that it's "enroute". Really, how hard is it to deliver stateside??? I mean if you were sending me a package from Spain I could understand the delay, there's the travel time, time for citizenship papers to process, some English as a second language lessons...but seriously here, time is of the essence. There's an expiration date that's coming due!
So I am sending you this friendly reminder to either pony the hell up or I'm taking an arrow to your diapered ass.
Sincerely,
Me
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had this to say:
I think Cupid may well have had a heavy night out and not reported back into the office for some time if my experiences are anything to go by!
- 1:06 PM, July 25, 2006
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Becky had this to say:
I got the package once, and then "returned to sender." :) Came by way of Michele.
- 3:02 PM, July 25, 2006
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Kara had this to say:
motherdear, Redrover says, send him right over! =0)
- 4:49 PM, July 25, 2006
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nikki had this to say:
HAHAHAHAHA!
i heard you can get what you want with sugar rather than vinegar. cupid's feelings might be hurt with the way you just blasted him for poor customer service. lol- 9:08 PM, July 25, 2006
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Carrie had this to say:
Good things come to those who wait. Actually I know your pain. I tried the online dating thing and met lots of great guys with jobs. I had a blast but I'm too shy and gave up. I'm just going to wait for cupid too.
- 8:14 AM, July 26, 2006
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Yo Tambien Te Mando Besos had this to say:
Hi Kara,
I do hope Mr. Cupid gets his work done because you deserve it. Don't give up if this is what you really want. Here from Michele today.- 2:49 PM, July 26, 2006
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had this to say:
Oh Kara, I could have written that. I have only been waiting for 2 years but still. Keep the faith, sister. He is out there.
- 3:00 PM, July 26, 2006
