the wall started to speak to me.
In fact it said, "Seat Covers for Your Protection". "Quantity 1000".
I had just used the last one.
As I am sitting there contemplating this, it occurs to me that if I am
using the last seat cover, then nine hundred and ninety nine other
behinds had graced this particular throne...
Somehow a flimsy piece of tissue paper hardly seems adequate.
My coworkers look at me funny as I take my roll of aluminum foil to the
restroom now...
But who will have the last laugh really? Ohhhh, I think you know!
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Gypsy had this to say:
This reminds me of the toilet in a beer garden in Munich -- it was self-cleaning. Priceless.
- 12:31 PM, March 20, 2007
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Jodi had this to say:
Ouch. Prickly little points.
J.- 5:59 PM, March 20, 2007
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Michael had this to say:
Isn't aluminum foil a bit... ahem... cold?
- 10:46 PM, March 20, 2007
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Dan had this to say:
My coworkers look at me funny as I take my roll of aluminum foil to the restroom now
Aluminum foil? So when you are about to sit down, you can sneak a good peak at your own butt in the reflection huh? :)- 2:57 PM, March 21, 2007
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had this to say:
Public toilets scare me. The other day I was in one that offered little cleaning wipes for the toilet. As if I would touch that thing with my hands. Putting my butt on it is one thing, but my hands. Ewwww.
- 3:59 AM, March 22, 2007
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Troubles Braids had this to say:
Is the foil for making a space hat so you can contact the aliens to sanitize the throne before use?
- 5:55 AM, March 22, 2007
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*~*Cece*~* had this to say:
Dammit! I hate when people figure shit out & scare the rest of us. lol
- 4:17 PM, March 26, 2007
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had this to say:
Our local casino has self-cleaners. You step on a red button and a fresh batch of plastic runs from one side of the seat to the other, covering it entirely in plastic. I love those toilets.
- 5:29 PM, March 26, 2007
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ƒåυνέ had this to say:
Sit? Are you crazy?
I'm practiced in the fine art of 'hover peeing'.- 9:14 AM, March 27, 2007
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Carrie had this to say:
Oh that is the worst. I have seen way too many public toilets over the last two weeks and now wish I would have read this post. Now I am off to get some foil. :)
- 10:18 AM, March 28, 2007
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Deech had this to say:
Jeez, I don't have an issue. I just lift the lid and then wash my hands afterwards. LOL!
Flyinfox_SATX- 12:07 PM, March 28, 2007
