In fact it said, "Seat Covers for Your Protection". "Quantity 1000".
I had just used the last one.
As I am sitting there contemplating this, it occurs to me that if I am
using the last seat cover, then nine hundred and ninety nine other
behinds had graced this particular throne...
Somehow a flimsy piece of tissue paper hardly seems adequate.
My coworkers look at me funny as I take my roll of aluminum foil to the
But who will have the last laugh really? Ohhhh, I think you know!
This reminds me of the toilet in a beer garden in Munich -- it was self-cleaning. Priceless.
Ouch. Prickly little points.
Isn't aluminum foil a bit... ahem... cold?
My coworkers look at me funny as I take my roll of aluminum foil to the restroom now
Aluminum foil? So when you are about to sit down, you can sneak a good peak at your own butt in the reflection huh? :)
Public toilets scare me. The other day I was in one that offered little cleaning wipes for the toilet. As if I would touch that thing with my hands. Putting my butt on it is one thing, but my hands. Ewwww.
Is the foil for making a space hat so you can contact the aliens to sanitize the throne before use?
Dammit! I hate when people figure shit out & scare the rest of us. lol
Our local casino has self-cleaners. You step on a red button and a fresh batch of plastic runs from one side of the seat to the other, covering it entirely in plastic. I love those toilets.
Sit? Are you crazy?
I'm practiced in the fine art of 'hover peeing'.
Oh that is the worst. I have seen way too many public toilets over the last two weeks and now wish I would have read this post. Now I am off to get some foil. :)
Jeez, I don't have an issue. I just lift the lid and then wash my hands afterwards. LOL!
I'm a recovering single mother trying desperately to see humor in my day to day toil while simultaneously avoiding reality as much as humanly possible.