Wednesday, May 10, 2006
When I was 17 I managed to hurt my back. Being an Army brat, I went down to Madigan Army Hospital where they proceeded to enroll me in physical therapy. It was great, they would have me lie down in these strange contraptions and pull my body in two different directions, I got massages and my absolute favorite, the ultrasound machine. They would use the machine to run over my spasming back muscles causing them to release.
Drawback? My therapist was a twenty something young man. In order to get to my lower back I would have to pull my pants down my hips a bit exposing (dum da dum dum) my crack......eghads....
It was bad enough to have to do this at all, but in front of a MAN..oh, the pink cheeks.
After two months of giving this man a view to remember, I came in on my last day. After my session, as I was saying goodbye to everyone my therapist pulled me aside to ask me a question.
Would I go out with him.....EEEKKKK
Can you imagine the horror? This was a person had stared at my butt crack for the past few months and now he was asking me out on a date. Had he been thinking this while looking at my butt? Was my ass more then just a therapy ass to him?? I tell you the horror that ran through me at that moment.
I managed a small painful smile while edging quickly for the door. I believe I ran into a door frame in my haste to escape this ass worshiper.
My ass has never felt clean since...
| posted by Kara at 5/10/2006 10:53:00 AM
had this to say:
ah, asses. i so do not understand homosexuals. i'm still of the opinion that a really nice fmeale ass could bring them around to sanity.
maybe you should have gone out with him? at least he had the class to wait until your regimen was complete. i mean, just think if he had asked you out on session two or something! how would you have felt, going back to crack worshiper for a seesion then!
- 10:26 PM, May 11, 2006
Weary Parent had this to say:
Hi there... visiting from Michelle's
- 12:18 PM, May 12, 2006
kenju had this to say:
Sorry, but that is just so funny. I think I would have dringed too.
Michele sent me.
- 4:12 PM, May 12, 2006
Kal had this to say:
Think of the poor guy. Working in an army hospital, he finally meets a nice, well, pardon the rudeness, but piece of etc..., what was he supposed to do?
Don't a lot of people find love on the job? And don't people who are gynocologists urologists and physical therapists need love?
And look at it this way, he probably had knowledge of a lot of butts, and he chose yours.
You should be flattered!
- 11:03 AM, May 18, 2006
Yoda had this to say:
I'm with you...the therapist was way, way, way out of line. Aside from the fact that he HAD to know you were only 17, there's the ethics of dating someone who was recently a patient.
- 12:11 PM, May 26, 2006
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