I Will Work for Perfume!!!
Friday, April 21, 2006

I have a confession to make, I'm a perfume whore.

What? Sounds harsh you say?? Well, maybe, but I love to smell like a sweet summers breeze that's been chemicalized up to attract the opposite sex. (Bah, a girls gotta have something working for her doesn't she?)

Since I've been a bit broke lately I have had to start my twelve step program. It's not easy, but it works for me:

1)Stay away from the mall
2)If I am forced to go to the mall, avoid the major department store spritzer Nazi's
3)If I can not avoid the spritzer Nazi, refuse free sample politely
4)If I can not refuse the free sample, leave without trying it on
5)If I can not refuse to try the sample on, do. not. smell. it.
6)If I can not refuse to smell the free sample, do not ask if they have it on special
7)If indeed they do have it on special, do not ask if it is a box set
8)If it is a box set that's on special, do not ask to see it
9)If I can not avoid caressing the boxed set on special with my eyes, do not fondle the boxed perfume set longingly
10)If perfume box fondling can not be avoided, do not reach blindly for my purse
11)If reaching for the purse can not be avoided, avoid the look of triumph from spritzer Nazi
12)Just put the damn thing on plastic already!!

see.....perfume whore..told ya






22 Comments:
Blogger Sue had this to say:

KaraMia, Michele sent me today but I can soo agree with you on the perfume thing -- I have to buy magazines WITHOUT the samples 'cause I end up going out and buy it :)

9:59 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Aginoth had this to say:

Michele sent me

Thx for coming to my blog :o)

Could be worse at least perfume has no calories :o)

10:07 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills had this to say:

Oh dear! That's quite an addiction! (lol) But it's better than a lot f other addictions! Hope you can stay away from the Spritzer Nazi---and if not--get to a meeting!
Here from Michele today!

10:42 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Tickneen had this to say:

Hey now. I love when women wear perfume, especially the kind that can be smelled long after she is gone. At work, I can always tell when this one girl gets in the office because the smell is captivating. I don't know what she wears but it is paralyzing.

10:53 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Dave had this to say:

Phwew, I can smell you from here!
Popped by from Michele's today.

11:07 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger srp had this to say:

I don't think I've ever met someone who had a 12 step program for avoiding the purchase of perfume. Thank goodness I don't have this one. I just pick my favorite and have a couple. My absolute all time favorite for summer is Calyx by Prescreptives. It is light and fruity with a touch of flower.

11:17 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger srp had this to say:

Forgot to say, "HERE FROM MICHELE"

11:18 AM, April 21, 2006 

Anonymous netchick had this to say:

Oh, you aren't the only one... I too, need a 12 step program for fragrances. It's getting bad. I HEART perfume. Esp. the expensive stuff.

But, hey, at least I smell good!

Here from Michele's! Happy Friday!

11:36 AM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Juggling Mother had this to say:

Everyone has somthing they will sell themselves for:-)

Spritzer nazi's are banned in the UK, which is great for me as i'm allergic to most perfumes!

here from micheles today

12:34 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger shpprgrl had this to say:

I have to avoid spritzers because of allergies too. A land without them....oh WOW! I like more fragrances than I can actually use, because of the allergy thing. Right now my fave is Lovely by SJP.
(my post was zapped, this may be a duplicate)

Michele sent me....

12:43 PM, April 21, 2006 

Anonymous kismet had this to say:

I too am a perfume lover. I love love love Paris and Happy and Beautiful and, and , and....oh yeah, and here from Michele's.


Enjoy.

~K!

1:33 PM, April 21, 2006 

Anonymous Angela had this to say:

Mmmm... perfume... We'd be good shopping buddies. I've got about 12 perfumes on a tray on my vanity. I love to smell pretty!

Not here from Michele's, but just bc I want to be!

1:40 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger margalit had this to say:

I used to love perfume until I developed a terrible allergy to it. Now it just causes horrible asthma attacks. I hope you're careful about not putting too much on though, because us allergic people really do have breathing problems around perfume.

Here via Michele today

2:39 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger keda had this to say:

i used to be like that but then fell in love with 2 allargic men (one after the other not at once!) so swtiched to essential oil mixes. i'll never go back now... try it. it cheaper and according to everyone who smells me now sexier.

i love the pictures below. he's fab.

here via michele's*

2:42 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Yo Tambien Te Mando Besos had this to say:

Hi Kara!

Thank you for the comment...

Loved the 12 steps... must put them to practice this weekend!!

2:59 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger The Gnat's Trumpet had this to say:

I have a similar problem in BestBuy or the IPod store. Michele sent me.

3:55 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger used*to*be*me* had this to say:

I am so jealous. I love perfume but it makes me sneeze, swell up and well, almost die. But I'm still jealous.

PS - Michele sent me. Nice to meet you.

4:05 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Sandy J had this to say:

Hi, Kara!

Here from Michelle's! Thanks for visiting me.

This was hysterical. For me, it is the bookstore! I am such a book ho!

4:05 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Maggie had this to say:

I'm with you on the addiction the difference for me is I don't use them I just love to know I own them.
Maggie

4:55 PM, April 21, 2006 

Blogger Red Hot Sexy Papa had this to say:

thanks for dropping by!

Lick your lips! - RHSPapa

6:48 AM, April 23, 2006 

Blogger Michelle had this to say:

I'm the same way about perfume but hate to spend the money on something for myself :)

Thanks for leaving me a comment over the weekend!

9:43 AM, April 24, 2006 

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