Performance Anxiety
Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Yesterday I spent the day lip locked to a dummy.

How is this new you might ask?

This one was made of plastic.....
I had to renew my First Aid/CPR/AED certificate. OH.JOY.

Luckily I have never had to use my training but I like to brush up on it every year. The part I hate is CPR with the dummy.

Now, if I gotta lock lips in front of fifteen or so almost strangers...I wanna do it with a live specimen darn it!
But noooooo
Instead I get a man that can't speak, has no legs or hands and no discernible intelligence that I can speak of.....

Wait...

What am I thinking...

I just had the perfect man and let him go!






4 Comments:
Blogger Kirsten had this to say:

Lol. I have to renew mine every year for my job and making out with the dummy is my least favorite part. There's nothing like the taste of rubber and alcohol to brighten your day.

8:03 PM, January 25, 2006 

Anonymous Pearl had this to say:

LOL. Perhaps close to perfect, but the one we got to work on was missing a certain number of key parts.. (blush)

2:24 PM, January 27, 2006 

Blogger KaraMia had this to say:

LOL, I know huh, but, on the bright side batteries can be a girls best friend...LOL

2:29 PM, January 27, 2006 

Anonymous Jawn had this to say:

You can say that again! Those CPR dummies can be used for just about ANYTHING though, can't they? Aah, my toes are tingling just thinking about those luscious life like lips.............

9:38 AM, February 08, 2006 

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