No Kissing!
Monday, October 02, 2006

Friday night was a rare night out for me. I won tickets to a local haunted house from my current favorite radio station. I am not a big fan of paying someone to scare the ever loving crap out of myself..but since it was free they could scare the pee outta me, besides, we got free dinner with the deal.

I decided to take a male friend because..hey, this is a haunted house people! Males have to go first..It's Kara's law; I can be a feminist again tomorrow. Kendell got a rare night out with a favorite person of his, my friend Kimmy. Even though Kendell knows the man I was going with is just a friend, I still got the no kissing warning before he left with Kimmy.

As we were waiting in line, I spoke to Kendell to see how he was doing. Being the loving mother I am, when he asked if I was kissing my friend I of course immediately began making smacking kissy noises over the phone and assured Kendell that I was indeed kissing my friend at that very moment...he hung up on me.

Kimmy and Kendell had a fairly in depth discussion about why Mommy's date and that if he wanted to have a daddy, I would have to find him. She was quick to reassure him that I would never marry a man that he didn't like. When questioned if he liked my friend I was out with, she got
"I don't know. I don't know him well enough." "I should get to pick him out."
When she tried to express how Mommy's had to make sure the person was right before he got to meet them, he responded with,
"I think I'm too young for this conversation."

As we were inside the house waiting for Kimmy and Kendell, I could hear them walking up the driveway and Kendell rattling the door knob. As the knob began to turn I could hear him muttering to himself, "They better not be kissing!"

Sometimes I believe I gave birth to my father.






9 Comments:
Blogger HoosierGirl5 had this to say:

You are funny! At least you are keeping a sense of humor!
Your son is lucky.
J.

5:40 PM, October 02, 2006 

Anonymous ficklechick had this to say:

Boys are always so protective of their mommy's. ;)

7:10 PM, October 02, 2006 

Anonymous InterstellarLass had this to say:

Awww! That's so sweet that he's looking out for you! Zed just figured out that Nick and I have sex. He couldn't figure out why adults sleep in the same bed. Then we had "the talk". And then he put two and two together. The look on his face was priceless!

8:29 PM, October 02, 2006 

Anonymous Rav`N had this to say:

*lol* your Kendell sounds like a true gem.

10:28 PM, October 02, 2006 

Blogger ƒåυνέ had this to say:

rofl

And did your "date" hear this comment?

6:27 AM, October 03, 2006 

Blogger Cece had this to say:

OMG he is too cute! Well, what do you expect? He's the man of the house & knows that its his job to take care of you. He's just doing what comes naturally, protecting his mom!

8:44 AM, October 03, 2006 

Blogger Carrie had this to say:

I think I am too young for this conversation too. hehe

Kendall cracks me up and what is with you winning everything lately. You better buy some lottery tickets.

9:00 AM, October 03, 2006 

Blogger some girl had this to say:

Noway, I would NEVER go into a haunted house! Too scary! :) He's so cute and so brave!

8:03 PM, October 03, 2006 

Blogger Motherdear had this to say:

You must have to be on your toes every single minute to stay one step ahead of that boy! He's a scream!! You're both hilarious (is this How your mom cursed you, when she said "I hope you grow up to have one just like you"? I know she said it...all mothers say it! Hey, it could be a heck of a lot worse,right?)

12:01 PM, October 07, 2006 

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